Friday, August 28, 2009

Begrudger Smack Down!

Bam! Pow! Zap! Begrudgers beware! Minister Micheál Martin is on your asses!

Reacting to the barrage of criticism against one of Ireland's foremost intellectuals, John O'Donoghue, Martin has defended his party colleague against over spending taxpayer money.

In an act of unmitigated bravery, Martin -- SURELY HE DESERVES SAINTHOOD FOR THIS! -- has waded in to the festering swamp of nay-sayers, begrudgers, back stabbers and hurlers on the ditch to warn against "losing the plot!"

I AGREE, MINISTER! Plot off you feckers!! O'Donoghue and his wife deserved that travel. So what if they took a few limo rides and rented a hat here and there. They are worth it. We need to reward our talent. That is why Ireland is a world-class country with an economy the envy of Europe. Cop on, people.

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